idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I won the penis lottery.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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