So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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