you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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