I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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