Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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