trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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