Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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