That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
It's never too late to be topless.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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