You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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