Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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