Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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