So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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