She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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