So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Im part way to drunk.
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