so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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