i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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