just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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