He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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