I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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