She's JV to your varsity
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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