I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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