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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.

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