so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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