i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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