I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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