turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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