I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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