Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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