i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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