I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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