I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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