how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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