xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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