I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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