I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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