Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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