my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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