I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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