If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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