so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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