Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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