you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
