You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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