I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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