you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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