just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
