so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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