What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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