Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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