this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You almost got us killed.
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