Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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