That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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