...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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