it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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