Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
